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Tag: action
The Bourne Legacy
Awww, isn’t that cute? This perfect killing machine has a soul, too.
Total Recall
I remember liking the original, but it’s possible that was just a memory implant.
The Dark Knight Rises
Must be the yeast.
The Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man is back! And he’s got a new font!
Brave
Bear with us.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The Great Emancipator frees us from fact.
Double Trouble
Single star.
Prometheus
I believe that’s Greek for ‘Alien.’
Battleship
Sinks