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Tag: action
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!
Conan the Barbarian
Sociopath.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D
And at 89 minutes, it still feels like all the time in the world.