Real stupid.
Tag: action
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?
Hanna
My girl? She’s sunshine, daisies and badass.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!