Because ‘The Punjabi Job’ just wasn’t gonna cut it.
Tag: action
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is he afraid of snakes, too?
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
“This is a little over the top.” “No shit, Sherlock. ”
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Try not to look down.
Kung Fu Panda 2
The panda is B(l)ack, and so is the pandering.
Cowboys & Aliens
Yee – haw! Let’s get to th’ anal probin’, pardners!
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?