X-Men, you like school in th’ summer.
Tag: action
Haywire
You can put a tiara on a box turtle, but it’s still a box turtle.
Source Code
Boxing Jake Gyllenhaal
Contraband
Next time you dump your cargo because of Coast Guard intervention, could you lose the screenplay with it?
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
Players
Because ‘The Punjabi Job’ just wasn’t gonna cut it.
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is he afraid of snakes, too?
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!