Thor—oughly disappointing.
Tag: action
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!
Conan the Barbarian
Sociopath.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D
And at 89 minutes, it still feels like all the time in the world.
30 Minutes or Less
Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.
Captain America: The First Avenger
This is your Captian America speaking, we’ll be arriving at a conclusion in approximately two hours.
Colombiana
The Zoe Saldana Disrobameter surpasses the jaw-dropping industry standard six halter-top mark.
Warrior
Check it out, all six Rocky films at once!