And I thought I was boring with my body.
Tag: adventure
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Escape from Planet Earth
I’ll settle for escaping this theater.
Lost in Thailand
Found in the 99 cent bin.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Welcome back to Middle Earth. Care for some beardbling?
Rise of the Guardians
Fall of the Legends.
Life of Pi
Irrational and unending.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Please tell me this Twilight Hell is finally over.
Skyfall
We trade Bond’s gadgetry for Javier Bardemmetry. Can we trade back?