No, kitty. That’s a bad kitty.
Tag: adventure
Cars 2
Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.
Johnny English Reborn
Hi, I’m Rowan Atkinson. Wait, come back!
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
1911
Note to the Chinese: please stop writing your modern history.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.