You’d think Dwayne Johnson would prefer to sing ‘rock’, no?
Tag: adventure
African Cats
Ok, we got animals on screen. Did anybody secure Morgan Freeman? No? Damn.
The Grey
Fittingly, The Grey was neither black, nor white, neither good, nor bad, just sort of in the middle.
Red Tails
African-American story eschews Tyler Perry and gets a thumbs-up. Coincidence?
X-Men: First Class
X-Men, you like school in th’ summer.
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is he afraid of snakes, too?
Gnomeo & Juliet
Sorry, Gnomeo. I’m in love with the Travelocity mascot. He’s all man.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
“This is a little over the top.” “No shit, Sherlock. ”









