About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Tag: adventure
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is he afraid of snakes, too?
Gnomeo & Juliet
Sorry, Gnomeo. I’m in love with the Travelocity mascot. He’s all man.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
“This is a little over the top.” “No shit, Sherlock. ”
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Try not to look down.
Kung Fu Panda 2
The panda is B(l)ack, and so is the pandering.
Hugo
Say, um, you wouldn’t happen to have a spare key for the robot I found, would you?
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Is it over already? Aw, gee wiz.