Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Tag: adventure
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Bollywood throws a bachelor party.
Conan the Barbarian
Sociopath.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D
And at 89 minutes, it still feels like all the time in the world.
30 Minutes or Less
Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.
Captain America: The First Avenger
This is your Captian America speaking, we’ll be arriving at a conclusion in approximately two hours.
Colombiana
The Zoe Saldana Disrobameter surpasses the jaw-dropping industry standard six halter-top mark.