Say, um, you wouldn’t happen to have a spare key for the robot I found, would you?
Tag: adventure
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Is it over already? Aw, gee wiz.
Puss in Boots
No, kitty. That’s a bad kitty.
Cars 2
Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.
Johnny English Reborn
Hi, I’m Rowan Atkinson. Wait, come back!
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
1911
Note to the Chinese: please stop writing your modern history.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.