do solemnly swear not to suck … oh, crap.
Tag: fantasy
47 Ronin
(with 100 Ronin being a perfect score)
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Making a Mt. Doom out of a Hobbit hole.
Thor: The Dark World
Asgard as it gets.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Son of Poseidon, you have been given a great gift: a sequel.
The Wolverine
The importance of being shirtless.
Pacific Rim
What is our obsession with mega maladroit fighting robots?
Man of Steel
Supermeh.
This Is the End
Hollywood is now Hell; how can anyone tell the difference?
Oz the Great and Powerful
Welcome to the land of snoOZe.