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Tag: fantasy
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Beautiful Creatures
♪Woo hoo witchy woman … see how long she whines♫
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and rating of Green Hornet.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Welcome back to Middle Earth. Care for some beardbling?
Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away
One man’s circus is another man’s Hell.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Please tell me this Twilight Hell is finally over.
Looper
Not only does the future suck … so does time travel.
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Squalorific!
The Odd Life of Timothy Green
Rise and shine; time to water the boy.