The Great Emancipator frees us from fact.
Tag: fantasy
Dark Shadows
Based on the television show nobody saw.
Wrath of the Titans
Over 20% unique story!
John Carter
Just hit B and A at the same time for a Super Jump.
Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax
You’d think a guy who lives in a tree would be happier.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
My Ghost Rider father figure is awesome … until he turns back into Nicolas Cage.
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Midnight in Paris
Custom time/space travel, eh? Well I’d really like to be in Washington, D.C. in 1865. No? Barring that, could I at least have missed 7th grade?
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?