Custom time/space travel, eh? Well I’d really like to be in Washington, D.C. in 1865. No? Barring that, could I at least have missed 7th grade?
Tag: fantasy
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Oh, it’s broken all right.
Immortals
Silly headgear is timeless.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Is it over already? Aw, gee wiz.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Conan the Barbarian
Sociopath.