Are the undead technically ‘baggage?’
Tag: horror
Lights Out
…but only if you don’t want to live.
The Purge: Election Year
From the future that gave us President Trump
The Shallows
…or Blake Lively’s range.
The Neon Demon
Want to be a model … or just look like one?
The Conjuring 2
Dude. If you’re gonna claim this house, could you at least chip in for rent?
The Darkness
Great name for a professional wrestler…or a bounty hunter. Lousy name for a Poltergeist rip-off.
Green Room
Just like the Oscars under the tyranny of Bob Hope.
The Other Side of the Door
Is it the goat? Rats. I just know it’s the goat; should have chosen door #2.
The Witch
Never play “The Blame Game” with a Puritan.