Sit! Roll over! Play undead!
Tag: horror
Resident Evil: Retribution
Resident Evil n where n>3.
The Possession
is 9/10ths of ennui.
Red Lights
Head fights.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The Great Emancipator frees us from fact.
Prometheus
I believe that’s Greek for ‘Alien.’
Chernobyl Diaries
Honey, let’s build a summer home here.
The Raven
Nevermore.
The Cabin in the Woods
Pasty middle-aged men playing God … what is this, a GOP convention?
Intruders
Ma’am, please stay calm; I’m just here to steal your face.