“Ahhhhhhh!” “What is it, killer aliens?” “No, Norwegians.”
Tag: horror
The Woman
Hear her roar.
Final Destination 5
Not a film so much as a 3D demo reel.
Fright Night
Jerry is scary.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.
Apollo 18
Houston, we have a Direct-to-Video.