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Tag: thriller
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
A Good Day to Die Hard
In Russia, party welcome YOU, comrade.
Parker
Peters out.
Broken City
They should get that ‘Fix-It Felix’ guy from Wreck-It Ralph.
The Last Stand
Oh thank goodness, ‘cuz Schwarzenegger looks like he’s about to fall over.
The Impossible
The title refers to the fact that it is literally impossible to weep as much as this film requires.
Zero Dark Thirty
Pretty ominous title for a film without a villain.
Texas Chainsaw 3D
Massacred my afternoon.
Jack Reacher
Cruise control.