Stoker? I don’t even know h– aw, this is too easy.
Tag: thriller
The Purge
This is some damn extreme dieting.
Now You See Me
Now you … wait a sec, this will work, really, now you … aw rats.
The Iceman
killeth.
Fast & Furious 6
I live for ampersands.
The Company You Keep
Used to be Cool Hand Paul … now it’s Tool Bland Shia.
Olympus Has Fallen
Awwww, isn’t that sweet? Olympus learned to love again.
Disconnect
Hey, you! Get off that computer and go get a life.
The Call
Sir, please, ‘this movie sucks’ is not a proper 911 emergency.
The Lords of Salem
Is that the menthol version?