Sir, please, ‘this movie sucks’ is not a proper 911 emergency.
Tag: thriller
The Lords of Salem
Is that the menthol version?
The Last Exorcism Part II
Well make up your mind. Exactly how many last exorcisms were you planning?
Dark Skies
Can Sam come out for an intergalactic playdate? Screw it; we’re done askin’.
Side Effects
May include drowsiness and a loss of two hours of your life.
Snitch
I love my dead-weight son!
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
A Good Day to Die Hard
In Russia, party welcome YOU, comrade.
Parker
Peters out.
Broken City
They should get that ‘Fix-It Felix’ guy from Wreck-It Ralph.