Reveals a coyote ugly film.
Tag: thriller
The Possession
is 9/10ths of ennui.
Premium Rush
People, people. What’s wrong with the subway?
The Bourne Legacy
Awww, isn’t that cute? This perfect killing machine has a soul, too.
Red Lights
Head fights.
Savages
Just because I’m watching this film doesn’t mean I’m awake by the end of it.
Battleship
Sinks
Safe
Quite possibly the least apt word to describe any character in a Jason Statham movie.
The Raven
Nevermore.
The Cabin in the Woods
Pasty middle-aged men playing God … what is this, a GOP convention?