Oh yeah, the good stuff. What did you miss this year?
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Tony Stark returns
And villains destroy his crib
While he’s still in it
Mobsters and revenge
Pair of broken survivors
Redemption? Maybe
Ancient curmudgeon
Thinks Nebraska holds his prize
Clearly mistaken
Being a – hey wait!
I already haiku’d this
In the blog review
The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete
Title says it all
Yet their parentless trap is
Still worth attention
Outnumbered badly
In Afghani wilderness
Choices, action, death
It’s Panem, Round 2
Punished for her defiance
Kat must kill, again
Everybody’s got
AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! And awards!
Awards and awards!
THE TOP 10
10. Coming of age after school ends: The Kings of Summer & The Way, Way Back
Life holds no favor
When people who protect you
Make everything worse
Count me among those
Who will never, never play
Hide ‘n’ Clap. Never.
8. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
I don’t blame you, but
If your Stiller hate is staid
You might enjoy this one
7. Warm Bodies
♪Zombie lovin’, had
Me a blast, zombie lovin’
Happened so fa – ast♫
I’m a douche, he’s a
Douche. Wouldn’t you like to be
All douche-y, too, yeah?
The rapture has come
Actors are to be judged last
Avoid Hermione
4. World War Z
Zombies as insects
Infection in twelve seconds
Save humanity, Brad!
3. Her
Dating your iPhone —
It’s artificial all right
But intelligent?
Twelve Years got the nod
This film is relegated
To wait on hand, foot
1. Gravity
Astronaut Sandra
Loses Space Station Clooney
Shot on location
♪ Parody Inspired by “Summer Lovin’ “
