The Worst Films of 2019 – The Steel Frog Blog

Let’s get right into it, shall we? Here are the dishonorable mentions:

A Madea Family Funeral
I really feel bad that Tyler Perry didn’t crack the bottom ten this year.

Hellboy
Headlines the list of bad idea remakes for 2019

The Intruder
Remember when we respected the career of Dennis Quaid? Neither do I.

The Art of Racing in the Rain
This one was a well-rounded failure. In an attempt to appeal to the broadest audience possible, Rain Racing trotted out dogs, car racing, babies, and tragic disease. The result is, of course, a hodgepodge of unintentional comedy. While “know your audience” is the first rule of showbiz, only cynics and propagandists produce with audience as priority one.

Jexi
Imagine Her, only in the most immature light possible.

Black Christmas
A film in which a rape victim takes “revenge” by staging sexy satire in the frathouse itself. Hard to believe this turned into a slasher movie.

The Least of These: The Graham Staines Story
Every life is valuable, and they’re going to prove it by showing us how much better pious Christians are than the rest of you jerks.

Nina Wu
Sometimes, the attempt at edgy ends up in some very dark places … places where you wish you hadn’t seen the film at all.

Playing with Fire
I’ll give it this much – this attempt at comedy about heroic woodland fire-fighters-turned-foster-parents is equally as entertaining as it is believable, which is to say it’s also equally legitimate as John Cena is a film star.

And now … what you’ve been waiting for …

Bottom 10

10. Cats

Furry convention
Disaster personified (:P)
Hairball in film form

9. Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker