♪Woo hoo witchy woman … see how long she whines♫
Author: Jim
21 & Over
But not too much over, ifyouknowwhatImean.
Escape from Planet Earth
I’ll settle for escaping this theater.
Side Effects
May include drowsiness and a loss of two hours of your life.
Snitch
I love my dead-weight son!
Lost in Thailand
Found in the 99 cent bin.
Safe Haven
It’s like ‘New Haven’ only, apparently, you’d want to be there.
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
A Good Day to Die Hard
In Russia, party welcome YOU, comrade.
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP O-VER-RATE-ED, 2012 version
Don’t get caught worshipping here.