[read: prognosis for success of film]
The Call of the Wild
The Buck flops here
The Lodge
A delusional step-mother, vulnerable kids, and forced cohabitation … what could go wrong?
Las Pildoras De Mi Novio
(“I Filmed a Sitcom Episode”)
Fantasy Island
Coupon entitles bearer to three (3) seconds of bliss
Blood Quantum
Canadian zombies, eh.
Three Nobunagas (3人の信長)
Zero shame
The Photograph
Cuz no romance starts with a better opening than: “Your mom was HOT!”
Enter the Fat Dragon (肥龍過江)
Who am I to judge a mythological beast?
Downhill
Don’t you have to hit a peak first?