Don’t broker that Joker; he ain’t here.
The Worst Films of 2019
Were you forced to watch one or more of these?
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP O-VER-RATE-ED, 2019 version
This hype’s not my type
The Turning
… from the shrewd
The Good Liar
[insert political joke here]
Doctor Sleep
Sounds like the name of a TV mattress salesman
The Irishman
Thug life begins at fifty
Nina Wu (灼人秘密)
The life and times of a harlot, er, I mean, starlet
One Child Nation
China redefines “spoiled”
1917
The intensity of greatness