Dammit. I going to “live in a zoo” and “smell like a monkey” forever
Border
TROLLS at the TSA!
The Possession of Hannah Grace
Honestly? It didn’t look like the girl owned a single thing.
The Wandering Earth (流浪地球)
Earth! You get back here right now, young man!
The Best Films of 2018
Best, shmest. Does it really matter? YES! Yes it does.
The Worst Films of 2018
Brace yourself
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP O-VER-RATE-ED, 2018 version
An ode to the overhyped
Cold Pursuit
An Arctic tour guide
Birds of Passage (Pájaros de verano)
[read: mules – those are birds, right?]
They Shall Not Grow Old
What a jolly good day for a war!