Who? Mine? Are you sure? My friends don’t make 1-star films.
Tag: 1 star
Fort Tilden
Is being besieged by the shallow.
Fantastic Four
Fantastic for whom, exactly?
20 Once Again (Chongfan 20 Sui)
Youth is wasted on the magically young.
No Good Deed
Nor bad movie choice goes unpunished.
Más negro que la noche
Más estupido que The Haunting
The Immigrant
Dread Man Joaquin
The Boy Next Door
… would not watch this movie, either.
Fifty Shades of Grey
“On Tuesdays, I’m going to pack you in jello for my sexual amusement. Try to keep an open mind.”
Under the Electric Sky
Sits the ultimate pit crew.