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Paranormal Activity 4
Wait. The devil child doesn’t want to play video games? My thesis is all wrong.
Hotel Transylvania
You can check out any time you like … no, I’m finished.
The Master
…I will not make a cheap joke about self-gratification … I will not make a cheap joke about self-gratification …
The Cold Light of Day
Reveals a coyote ugly film.
Drunkboat
Hey, this was a boating accident. But the horror was only in the writing/directing.
Madea’s Witness Protection
Can you protect me from having witnessed this?
That’s My Boy
Well it certainly isn’t your dignity.
What to Expect When You’re Expecting
What am I expecting? A gross simplification of pregnancy issues in Pollyanna fashion and a pandering message of empowerment. Oh yeah, and maybe a baby, too.
Intruders
Ma’am, please stay calm; I’m just here to steal your face.