… is thicker than water. He’s also thicker than your standard wooden plank.
Tag: 2.5 stars
Evil Dead
You just can’t keep good, er, evil dead down.
Olympus Has Fallen
Awwww, isn’t that sweet? Olympus learned to love again.
Admission
Denied.
Spring Breakers
Woo! Beach! Woo! T & A! Woo! Message! Woo! Wait. What was that?
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
I wave my magic wand *poof* — no stars
Kai po che!
All the excitement of cricket matched with the sheer fun of political bigotry.
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Dark Skies
Can Sam come out for an intergalactic playdate? Screw it; we’re done askin’.
Beautiful Creatures
♪Woo hoo witchy woman … see how long she whines♫