Used to be Cool Hand Paul … now it’s Tool Bland Shia.
Tag: 2.5 stars
Trance
Repeat after me: The London Olympics opening ceremony was not complete bollocks … The London Olympics…
The Place Beyond the Pines
A rating beyond two stars.
Mud
… is thicker than water. He’s also thicker than your standard wooden plank.
Evil Dead
You just can’t keep good, er, evil dead down.
Olympus Has Fallen
Awwww, isn’t that sweet? Olympus learned to love again.
Admission
Denied.
Spring Breakers
Woo! Beach! Woo! T & A! Woo! Message! Woo! Wait. What was that?
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
I wave my magic wand *poof* — no stars
Kai po che!
All the excitement of cricket matched with the sheer fun of political bigotry.