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Tag: 2.5 stars
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
I wave my magic wand *poof* — no stars
Kai po che!
All the excitement of cricket matched with the sheer fun of political bigotry.
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Dark Skies
Can Sam come out for an intergalactic playdate? Screw it; we’re done askin’.
Beautiful Creatures
♪Woo hoo witchy woman … see how long she whines♫
Side Effects
May include drowsiness and a loss of two hours of your life.
Snitch
I love my dead-weight son!
Lost in Thailand
Found in the 99 cent bin.
Stand Up Guys
Oh yeah. A Geritol-style beat-down.