Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
Tag: action
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Oh, it’s broken all right.
Immortals
Silly headgear is timeless.
In Time
Time is money. Literally.
Tower Heist
USA Channel, here we come!
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
1911
Note to the Chinese: please stop writing your modern history.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?









