My Ghost Rider father figure is awesome … until he turns back into Nicolas Cage.
Tag: fantasy
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Midnight in Paris
Custom time/space travel, eh? Well I’d really like to be in Washington, D.C. in 1865. No? Barring that, could I at least have missed 7th grade?
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Oh, it’s broken all right.
Immortals
Silly headgear is timeless.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Is it over already? Aw, gee wiz.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?