Just as Jane Austen imagined it.
Tag: horror
Pay the Ghost
I’ve got some potter’s clay. Would you like that? I hear you guys love that stuff.
The Boy
And other Homer Simpson exclamations
The Last Days on Mars
Days? Hours? Who’s counting, really?
The Forest
… for the tease
Byzantium
Imagine Thelma and Louise as mother-daughter vampires. Not what’s here; I just like imagining it.
Krampus
My stylus?
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Zombies don’t need no stinking (merit) badges.
Freaks of Nature
… or the nature of freaks
The Purge: Anarchy
Even purgier!