Earth! You get back here right now, young man!
The Best Films of 2018
Best, shmest. Does it really matter? YES! Yes it does.
The Worst Films of 2018
Brace yourself
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP O-VER-RATE-ED, 2018 version
An ode to the overhyped
Cold Pursuit
An Arctic tour guide
Birds of Passage (Pájaros de verano)
[read: mules – those are birds, right?]
They Shall Not Grow Old
What a jolly good day for a war!
What Men Want
Two hours of their lives back
Miss Bala
She ain’t no Bala-hack Girl
One Cut of the Dead (カメラを止めるな！)
How to make quality film for six cents a day