Yeah, it stepped up all in it, all right.
Tag: 1 star
Addicted
… to pans.
The Tale of Princess Kugaya (Kaguyahime no monogatari)
Every bit as interesting as a two-hour knock-knock joke.
The Pyramid
Actually, this movie is more of a Ponzi scheme.
Dumb and Dumber To
A deliberate misspelling of ‘too?’ Wa-hell, I’ve got a deliberate miss-adding up to ‘two’ (stars) for ya.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Reptiles. Pffft.
Noah
Noah more-ah.
Jinn
I thought we were playing ‘Go Fish.’
Son of God
Is this another Thor film?
Repentance
You can start with atoning for this film.