Why?
Tag: 1 star
Good Deeds
Congrats, Tyler. This one is just boring.
Mars Needs Moms
And screenwriters.
African Cats
Ok, we got animals on screen. Did anybody secure Morgan Freeman? No? Damn.
One for the Money
Two for “Hell, no!”
Big Miracle
Paint-by-blubbers.
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Want to be a model, or just look like one?
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.