Squalorific!
Tag: 2 stars
For a Good Time, Call …
A cab. Anywhere is better than here.
Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (Long men fei jia)
Now Dragongate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you?
Lawless
Pointless.
The Campaign
Soundly defeated.
The Expendables 2
Welcome to the Museum of Ass-Kicking.
Total Recall
I remember liking the original, but it’s possible that was just a memory implant.
The Watch
Here … alien, alien, alien … got a nice little planet here to conquer ..
Girlfriend Boyfriend
Red friend, blue friend
Savages
Just because I’m watching this film doesn’t mean I’m awake by the end of it.