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Tag: 2 stars
John Carter
Just hit B and A at the same time for a Super Jump.
The Secret World of Arrietty
It’s a basement. Now get on with your life.
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
You’d think Dwayne Johnson would prefer to sing ‘rock’, no?
The Vow
I vow to watch this film. I vow to pay my full and complete attention, forsaking all others … at least until Journey 2 starts.
Man on a Ledge
I give up. Just what exactly did this ‘Manon’ allege?
The Grey
Fittingly, The Grey was neither black, nor white, neither good, nor bad, just sort of in the middle.
The Iron Lady
Old lady dementia and conservative Cold War politics … honey, get the kids!
Players
Because ‘The Punjabi Job’ just wasn’t gonna cut it.
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!