More cock than Magic Mike. Seriously.
Tag: 3 stars
Arbitrage
You’d think that much money could buy better peace of mind.
Hit and Run
Hit & miss
The Bourne Legacy
Awww, isn’t that cute? This perfect killing machine has a soul, too.
The Dark Knight Rises
Must be the yeast.
Ted
If you go out in the Fens today, you’re in for a big surprise.
The Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man is back! And he’s got a new font!
Bernie
Understated Jack Black. You might have to read that twice.
Brave
Bear with us.
Prometheus
I believe that’s Greek for ‘Alien.’